Probably the
 most difficult pie to make out of my three family favorites is the 
lemon meringue pie. If you miss a step, do a step wrong, or fudge it, 
the whole pie will flop. For instance, trying to skimp on sugar, or 
using something other than honest-to-goodness sugar (Splenda is a 
definite no-no), you will end up with soup. If you are not careful when 
getting the lemon zest and you get some of the pith (the white stuff), 
even a little bit will make your pie bitter and give you stomach aches. I
 HIGHLY recommend that you read this recipe thoroughly and be prepared 
before you begin. On the other hand, if you perfect this pie, you will 
have a mouth-watering, deliciously tangy pie that beats the pants off of
 any pathetic lemon-pie-impostor. So here we go!
Lemon Meringue Pie
Pie Shell 
Ingredients
2 cups all-purpose or unbleached flour
1 teaspoon salt
2/3 cup plus 2 tablespoon shortening
4 to 6 tablespoons cold water
Procedure
1.
 In medium bowl, mix flour and  salt. Cut in shortening, using pastry 
blender until particles are size  of small peas. Sprinkle with cold 
water, 1 tablespoon at a time, tossing  with fork until all flour is 
moistened and pastry almost leaves side of  bowl.
2. 
Gather pastry into a ball and divide into two parts,  and shape into two
 flattened rounds on a lightly floured surface. Wrap  flattened round of
 pastry in plastic wrap and refrigerate about 45  minutes or until dough
 is firm and cold, yet pliable. This allows the  shortening to become 
slightly firm, which helps make the baked pastry  more flaky. If 
refrigerated longer, let pastry soften slightly before  rolling.
3.
 Roll pastry on lightly floured surface, using  floured rolling pin, 
into circle 2 inches larger than upside-down 9-inch  glass pie plate or 3
 inches larger than a 10- or 11- inch tart pan.  Fold pastry into 
fourths and place in pie plate; or roll pastry loosely  around rolling 
pin and transfer to pie plate. Unfold or unroll pastry  and ease into 
plate, pressing firmly against bottom and side and being  careful not to
 stretch pastry, which will cause it to shrink when baked.
4.
  Trim overhanging edge of pastry 1 inch from rim of plate. Fold and 
roll  pastry under, even with plate; flute. 5. Bake pie shell at 475 
degrees for 8-10 minutes. Set aside.
6. Lower oven temperature to 400 degrees and proceed to the filling. 
*Crust recipe and directions courtesy of Betty Crocker Cookbook, 10th Edition.
Pie Filling 
Ingredients
For two pies, use the doubled measurements in red.
1 1/2 cup white granulated sugar (
3 cups)
1/3 cup plus 1 heaping tablespoon cornstarch (
2/3 cup plus 2 heaping tablespoons)
     
Note: Don't skimp or you will end up with soup.
1/2 cup water (
1 cup)
3 egg yolks, lightly beaten (
6 egg yolks)
3 tablespoons butter (
6 tablespoons)
about 2 tsp grated lemon peel (
4 tsp)
     
Note: You must have this for the right flavor. Use a microplane zester for best results, and finely zest the lemon before you squeeze it. Will probably take about three (six) lemons, which is about how many you will need for the juice.
1/2 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice (
1 cup)
     
Note: Approx. 3 (6) lemons. Must be fresh.
Procedure
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
2. In a 1 1/2 quart saucepan, mix--NOT over heat--sugar and cornstarch first, then gradually stir in water.
3. Cook mixture over 
medium heat
 (not high), stirring constantly, until mixture thickens and boils, 
turning translucent. Takes about a half hour. Be careful, as it will be 
hot and popping.
4. Boil mixture for 1 minute while stirring.
5.
 For this next part, you need two people. Stir half of the hot mixture 
into your lightly beaten egg yolks. Spoon it in SLOWLY while stirring 
constantly. Keep the pot on the stove and KEEP STIRRING!
6. Take your new egg yolk mixture and spoon it all into the pot, slowly.
7. Boil and stir for 1 minute, then remove from stove.
8. QUICKLY, stir in the butter.
9.
 Add lemon zest and lemon juice, and keep stirring. Mixture will start 
to harden if you do this all too slowly and it won't be smooth, so stir,
 stir, STIR!
10. Pour mixture into prepared pie shells.
Meringue
Your meringue ingredients and tools should be measured out and ready before you even begin the filling.
Ingredients
For a 9-inch meringue. For two pies, use the doubled measurements in red.
4 egg whites (
8 egg whites)
     
Note: Egg whites must be at room temperature. If you get any yolk in the white at all, it won't work at all.
1/4 tsp cream of tartar (
1/2 tsp)
6 tablespoon white sugar (
12 tablespoons)
1/2 tsp vanilla (
1 tsp)
Procedure
1. Beat egg and cream of tartar with electric mixer until foamy.
2. Beat in sugar, one tablespoon at a time (meringue will be gritty if you don't).
3.
 Add vanilla, then beat until mixture is thick and glossy. Don't overdo 
it as it will be dry, but don't underdo it either. Peaks must be stiff, 
but able to curl over a bit.
4. Spoon meringue onto pie, putting 
meringue up against the crust to seal the pie so that the meringue 
doesn't pull away from the crust when it cools.
5. Bake for 10 minutes.
6. Cool away from drafts or else the meringue will shrink, pulling away from the crust.
After
 all this work, enjoy your masterpiece! Or, if you didn't get it right 
the first time, try, try again. My mom spent an entire summer making 
pies til they were coming out of her ears so that she could become a 
master at making this pie.